perfectlyfineexceptforinside:

I found this gem while in Gettysburg today. Leninade Quotes include: “Surprisingly Satisfying Simple Soviet Style Soda”,
“Get Hammered and Sickled!”,
“Get Really Hammered and Sickled!”,
“Our 5-Year Plan: Drink a bottle a day for five years and become a Hero of Socialist Flavor”,
“Misha, Chill Down this Bottle and Chill Out!”,
“Beware the Repressed Communist Party Animal Who Is Really A Proletarian In Denial Masquerading As A Bourgeois Cold War Monger!”,
“Drink Comrade! Drink! It’s this or the Gulag!”,
“A Taste Worth Standing In Line For!”,
“Join The Party!”,
“A Party In Every Bottle!”
AND
“War is best served cold.”

All on one bottle. And it tasted pretty good too. It claims their site is www.leninade.communist , it’s actually over at www.realsoda.com .

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ASIAN HISTORY DRINKING GAME - BECAUSE I SHOULD BE STUDYING BUT OH WHOOPS HERE WE GO

Drink whenever: 

  • Chinese governance disintegrates
  • Peasants revolt
  • The Europeans colonize something
  • Manchuria or Kashmir is mentioned 
  • Japan modernizes 
  • Gandhi makes the Brits pee their pants 

say goodbye to your liver everybody 

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Feminist snark, 1915 style

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carpeumbra:

HELP I’M DYING OH GOD THE 9 DAYS QUEEN

These are the fake tweets I made for a project. I thought it would be funny to live tweet the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

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What happened when Napoleon stepped on a mine?

He was blown apart.

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A communist stops his car in the middle of a roadway, the motorist behind him gets out and yells

“HEY, QUIT STALIN!”

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This is why no one comes to my parties anymore

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"History is a set of lies; agreed upon"
- Napoleon Bonaparte